This is a reminder to all leaders, that while you may think you are doing well, you may not be by those that matter most, your crew!
DESTROY THE EMPIRE TO SAVE IT
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
Brother Klingons, have you noticed that our once glorious Empire has become a cesspool? Indeed, haven't you noticed that fandum in general has become
one vast sick joke? Look at our so-called "leaders". Haven't you wondered how these geebs wound up in control? Making you worry about their power games,
their "rank" and "fleet organization" bull? This is because incompetence, like scum, rises to the top. You joined fandum for the fun-- now it's a living
hell, and you are trapped in it. You wanted to be creative and original --now, you jump through their hoops on command to get those precious "points" to
gain "status" in "their" club. You became klingon to escape the pink fangeeks running STARFLEET-- only to find yourself enthralled to Klingeeks who are far
worse than you ever imagined. You thought fandum was just a hobby. But a vast, insidious KONSPIRACY of bureau creeps and SMOF-scum has made it a (b)anal way
of life-- with them in the Big House and you in the Outhouse!!
FANDUM FOR THE STRONG, THE FREE, AND THE INSANE!!!
You don't have to be the boot in their game of Monopoly. Play your own game instead. A new game, in which you get back the fun you joined fandum for
in the first place. Gamble on your previously untapped reserves of luck instantly by turning to the one Klingon who can guide you through the rules of the
game with no rules. The Galactic Game master himself -- K'Bob. K'Bob comes in this dark time on a divine mission; not to halt the degeneracy of the Klingon
Empire but ACCELERATE IT!!! Instead of the whinny slave morality of the Black Fleet. K'Bob offers up a wild anarchistic religion for all Klingons -- THE
ULTIMATELY VICTORIOUS CHURCH OF THE SUBKLIN. This is the only true church for warriors, FOR IT OFFERS MAXIMUM GLORY FOR MINIMUM EFFORT, as well as new,
challenging and fun ways to destroy one's enemies. SubKlin pursue their Klingon Creativity and glory to the utmost, with honor conferred to those who do
--or cleverly trick others into doing for them-- instead of the parasites who rule. K'Bob can lead us to victory in this divine mission because, like his
human counterpart, he has a direct deal with the alien space god jH'hovQha-one, and he is also the living embodiment of SLACK. Slack cannot be defined, but
it is the quality which makes fun in fandum possible. Unfortunately, the SMOF-scum, the Imperial Fleet weenies, the PinkFeds and KlinPinks, have stolen much
of it from the rest of us --BECAUSE WE ALLOWED IT TO BE STOLEN WHEN WE ACCEPTED THE "RULE" OF SELF-APPOINTED MAXIMUM LEADERS AND FLEET LEADERS. Creatures of
such blindness and venality that their egotistical belief in their power makes them think they have the right to persecute anyone who threatens their
delusion world and stamp out any vestige of any originality and independence. They want fandum as a vast empire-of-sheep to be perpetually screwed from
behind, rather than the fun hobby it's supposed to be. These vermin and their slavish dupes are the Konspiracy threatening to destroy the Klingon soul --AND
THEY CONTROL THE EMPIRE!!! But the growing legions of K'Bob's SubKlin are rising in revolt against this (b)anal dictatorship. And like true Klingon
warriors, we will take Slack --as is our due. This is the first of the Church's two Supreme Credos : THE SUBKLIN WILL TAKE BACK OUR SLACK! The other is : IF
ORGANIZED FANDUM IS A BUST, THE ONLY SANE RESPONSE... IS DISORGANIZED FANDUM!!!!
MAKING CHAOS OUR PLAYTHING!!!
You too can destroy cliques, set SMOF's at each others throats, and learn to think for yourself --with our help. Write to the email below and find out
where to send a SASE and you will get a neat, slack filled pamphlet with tips on how to remake reality in your own image, make the Pinks and Fangeeks play
your game instead of you playing theirs. Claim "undeserved" glories and rank for yourself in the new, wild and woolly Klingon Empire you help create. And if
you are exceptionally, stupidly lucky, you might make something at it --but only if your EXPLOITATION Powers are sufficiently developed (not the case in
most, sad to say). So what are you waiting for!? REPENT! DESERT THE FLEET! SLACK OFF!!!! Rally to the glorious banner od K'Bob in the
anti-clique-in-a-clique-ridden-fandum. And if the SMOF-scum don't like it, so what?!!! In the face of their hatred you have the Church's Divine Declaration
SCREW 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!
THE SUBKLINGON FANDIMENTALISM FOUNDATION EMAIL
TO FIND OUT HOW TO SLACK OFF, EMAIL YOUR K'BOBIAN UBERLORD HERE!!
Desert your fleet here!!