This is a reminder to all leaders, that while you may think you are doing well, you may not be by those that matter most, your crew!
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DESTROY THE EMPIRE TO SAVE IT
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
Brother Klingons, have you noticed that our once glorious Empire has become a cesspool? Indeed, haven't you noticed that fandum in general has become one
vast sick joke? Look at our so-called "leaders". Haven't you wondered how these geebs wound up in control? Making you worry about their power games, their
"rank" and "fleet organization" bull? This is because incompetence, like scum, rises to the top. You joined fandum for the fun-- now it's a living hell, and
you are trapped in it. You wanted to be creative and original --now, you jump through their hoops on command to get those precious "points" to gain "status"
in "their" club. You became klingon to escape the pink fangeeks running STARFLEET-- only to find yourself enthralled to Klingeeks who are far worse than you
ever imagined. You thought fandum was just a hobby. But a vast, insidious KONSPIRACY of bureau creeps and SMOF-scum has made it a (b)anal way of life-- with
them in the Big House and you in the Outhouse!!
FANDUM FOR THE STRONG, THE FREE, AND THE INSANE!!!
You don't have to be the boot in their game of Monopoly. Play your own game instead. A new game, in which you get back the fun you joined fandum for in the
first place. Gamble on your previously untapped reserves of luck instantly by turning to the one Klingon who can guide you through the rules of the game with
no rules. The Galactic Game master himself -- K'Bob. K'Bob comes in this dark time on a divine mission; not to halt the degeneracy of the Klingon Empire but
ACCELERATE IT!!! Instead of the whinny slave morality of the Black Fleet. K'Bob offers up a wild anarchistic religion for all Klingons -- THE ULTIMATELY
VICTORIOUS CHURCH OF THE SUBKLIN. This is the only true church for warriors, FOR IT OFFERS MAXIMUM GLORY FOR MINIMUM EFFORT, as well as new, challenging and
fun ways to destroy one's enemies. SubKlin pursue their Klingon Creativity and glory to the utmost, with honor conferred to those who do --or cleverly trick
others into doing for them-- instead of the parasites who rule. K'Bob can lead us to victory in this divine mission because, like his human counterpart, he
has a direct deal with the alien space god jH'hovQha-one, and he is also the living embodiment of SLACK. Slack cannot be defined, but it is the quality which
makes fun in fandum possible. Unfortunately, the SMOF-scum, the Imperial Fleet weenies, the PinkFeds and KlinPinks, have stolen much of it from the rest of
us --BECAUSE WE ALLOWED IT TO BE STOLEN WHEN WE ACCEPTED THE "RULE" OF SELF-APPOINTED MAXIMUM LEADERS AND FLEET LEADERS. Creatures of such blindness and
venality that their egotistical belief in their power makes them think they have the right to persecute anyone who threatens their delusion world and stamp
out any vestige of any originality and independence. They want fandum as a vast empire-of-sheep to be perpetually screwed from behind, rather than the fun
hobby it's supposed to be. These vermin and their slavish dupes are the Konspiracy threatening to destroy the Klingon soul --AND THEY CONTROL THE EMPIRE!!!
But the growing legions of K'Bob's SubKlin are rising in revolt against this (b)anal dictatorship. And like true Klingon warriors, we will take Slack --as is
our due. This is the first of the Church's two Supreme Credos : THE SUBKLIN WILL TAKE BACK OUR SLACK! The other is : IF ORGANIZED FANDUM IS A BUST, THE ONLY
SANE RESPONSE... IS DISORGANIZED FANDUM!!!!
MAKING CHAOS OUR PLAYTHING!!!
You too can destroy cliques, set SMOF's at each others throats, and learn to think for yourself --with our help. Write to the email below and find out where
to send a SASE and you will get a neat, slack filled pamphlet with tips on how to remake reality in your own image, make the Pinks and Fangeeks play your
game instead of you playing theirs. Claim "undeserved" glories and rank for yourself in the new, wild and woolly Klingon Empire you help create. And if you
are exceptionally, stupidly lucky, you might make something at it --but only if your EXPLOITATION Powers are sufficiently developed (not the case in most,
sad to say). So what are you waiting for!? REPENT! DESERT THE FLEET! SLACK OFF!!!! Rally to the glorious banner od K'Bob in the
anti-clique-in-a-clique-ridden-fandum. And if the SMOF-scum don't like it, so what?!!! In the face of their hatred you have the Church's Divine Declaration :
SCREW 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!!!
THE SUBKLINGON FANDIMENTALISM FOUNDATION EMAIL
TO FIND OUT HOW TO SLACK OFF, EMAIL YOUR K'BOBIAN UBERLORD HERE!!
Desert your fleet here!!